Oil Demotivational Poster
OH HELL NO SPIDER -
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
CURSES - Foiled again!
TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
DEMOTIVATION - supreme example
CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...
ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins
TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.
Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists
Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -
SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done
THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.
THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -
SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on
MANAGEMENT LESSON -
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -
GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER
SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil
COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."
SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.
YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY! - This message brought to you by the interwebs.
SPOILERS - Sometimes it's just worth it to know.
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
HABU SAKI -
MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan
USE ANDREX -
SPOLIER ALERT - The above picture contains numerous spoilers. You're welcome.
TINFOIL MAN - There are those times when your super hero just turns out to be a retard wrapped up in tinfoil
INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.
CENTAURS - So... How does this thing work?
FEELING INSPIRED -
DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there
GOING GREEN - America's growing dependence on foreign oil is a thing of the past, cause we can just squeeze it outa the little turds ourselves.
THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly
FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...
Down Deep -
ALUMINUM FOIL - Protecting your belongings from alien attack one sheet at a time
COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!
WE ALL HAVE ONE -
CONSPIRACY NUTS - The biggest mystery of all Is why do they think They are worth conspiring against?
MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!
LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.
Spoiler Alert! -
Spoiler Alert -
Toilet Paper -
MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!
ONLY - for that girl in my dreams
BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life
A DIFFICULT LIE -
THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7
TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.
TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!
EPIC FOIL - I don't know what is happening here... but I do know EPIC when I see it.
NEVER AGAIN - will I use the toilet at Wes Craven's house!
THE BOOK OF LIFE: - You can only read it once. (Spoiler alert:: everybody dies.)
Parallel Universe -
POTTY HUMOR -
nonsensical nonsense #9 -
DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"
REVENGE - In 1773 Americans spilled a few pounds of British tea in Boston Harbor. Over 200 yrs later those limey bastards spilled tons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Touché
CURSES! - Foiled again...
WASHROOM BREAK -
LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.
OIL ME - Not today. Too expensive.
SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.
SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen
FREEDOM ROAD -
SIGNS - For those without sense of any kind
MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs
POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough
GET ON, BUCKLE UP, BE BRAVE - Chili Tonight
DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era
BUCKLE UP ! -
BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride
IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....
Ginger Bashing -
BP - MOLDING OUR FUTURE -
THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!
public restrooms -
SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!
TOILET PAPER - is what missing from this picture.
SPOILER ALERT -
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