Over 102792
motifake

Oil Demotivational Poster


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...f*** you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins




TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


REMEMBER -


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done


TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by javalord32

Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
nice!!
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -


TAGS: bp oil spill pelican
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by shadowice199

Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Ok Grey...
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:15 pm
Lol! I'm not that picky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 29, 2010, 2:01 pm
Uuuuummmmmmm....I said that.... haarr said "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"....or something.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Hamster, you EVER reference /b/ again, and I'll MC Hammer dance all over you.....or as Haar so eloquently put it. It's Hammertime!!........can't touch this.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:26 pm
Lets Say Had this Been A class I Would Have Given It A /b/
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:40 am
saw it some month ago on another page. 2L
tellitlikeitis - September 29, 2010, 6:26 am
Plain awful. "BP - killing and maiming animals since 1965" is more like it.
xamytrehod - September 28, 2010, 11:19 pm
This is d*** funny
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:21 pm
I know, right?
Claire - September 28, 2010, 10:14 pm
It's a good thing someone does.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
I loved it.
Zealot - September 28, 2010, 8:49 pm
first i smiled, but then i was like disgust


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pezking343

Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by bassman007

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm
haha


IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.


GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER




SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil




COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."


TAGS: world war two soilder courage
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:31 am
been rumors of snow here, but every year they scream about it. Once they stop, then it snows.
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:28 am
snow started flying this morning, so I'm staring old man winter right in the face and trying my best to wink.
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:26 am
Pretty good... super busy due to the kid being home. How are you?
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:24 am
hey 5150, how you doin?
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:22 am
I really liked this one. 5l and hey guys!
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:17 am
i think it's his, which is rather impressive.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm

who is the quote from?


SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.


TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Delish234

DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back


YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




IT'S A CONSPIRACY! - This message brought to you by the interwebs.




SPOILERS - Sometimes it's just worth it to know.




EWWWWWWW -




WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


USE ANDREX -




SPOLIER ALERT - The above picture contains numerous spoilers. You're welcome.


TAGS: spoiler
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Baron von HoopleDoople

RnR - July 3, 2008, 8:29 am
and dyslexia spreads..


TINFOIL MAN - There are those times when your super hero just turns out to be a retard wrapped up in tinfoil




SARCASM -


TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.


INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




CENTAURS - So... How does this thing work?




FEELING INSPIRED -


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am
hahaha


DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there




GOING GREEN - America's growing dependence on foreign oil is a thing of the past, cause we can just squeeze it outa the little turds ourselves.


TAGS: oil emo oz
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by TehOz



THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the f*** would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


Down Deep -


TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm
Fractal feces...


ALUMINUM FOIL - Protecting your belongings from alien attack one sheet at a time




COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!


TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


WE ALL HAVE ONE -


TAGS: spoiler friend ending mouse
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by gas

caveman - August 11, 2011, 1:54 am
and... fa5ed
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:18 pm
lol yes. one of my friends is an expert in that, especially with movies (btw, that's dedicated to her xD)
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 11:03 pm
That's why I read the dictionary, I like the way they explain everything as they go along.


CONSPIRACY NUTS - The biggest mystery of all Is why do they think They are worth conspiring against?


TAGS: conspiracy tinfoil hat
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:16 pm
This has made me feel better... for a minute. Then I thought, that they need crazy people to experiment on because we're less likely to be suspected of experimented upon. I've said too much... I gotta log off now... :D


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D


Spoiler Alert! -


TAGS: cat book spoiler alert tuna
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Oldsod - March 1, 2015, 6:23 am
Good to see you back, BM. where you been?


Spoiler Alert -


TAGS: spoiler alert spock returns movie
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:53 am
Thanks, Ism! This is excellent!! 5L!


Toilet Paper -




MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


ONLY - for that girl in my dreams




BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life


TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


A DIFFICULT LIE -




THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal




PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7




TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!


TAGS: pope toilet beer
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:23 pm
Ahahahaha nice!


EPIC FOIL - I don't know what is happening here... but I do know EPIC when I see it.


TAGS: foil fail epic wtf
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by blinkyblarp

blinkyblarp - August 26, 2009, 5:24 pm
I honestly don't know. *_______*
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:17 pm
Question - What the F*** is that, and where the F*** is the flux capacitor?


NEVER AGAIN - will I use the toilet at Wes Craven's house!


TAGS: wes craven toilet
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by koradan

ohhai - August 1, 2011, 11:03 pm
um wtf?


THE BOOK OF LIFE: - You can only read it once. (Spoiler alert:: everybody dies.)




Parallel Universe -




POTTY HUMOR -


TAGS: toilet paper
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

Current Resident - April 22, 2013, 4:39 pm
Navy and Marines set the roll to Inboard. Martha Stewart rolls Outboard to show the pretty paper....
MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:31 am
If you have teenagers, it really doesn't matter...they don't care which way is right or wrong, they still don't have a clue how to replace it when it's empty!
robbidos - January 8, 2013, 10:27 am
its only backwards if you dont have a little kid or cat.


nonsensical nonsense #9 -




DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"


TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm

hehe...nice :)


REVENGE - In 1773 Americans spilled a few pounds of British tea in Boston Harbor. Over 200 yrs later those limey bastards spilled tons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Touché


TAGS: oil spill
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by jtorres390

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:03 am
Good on ya!


CURSES! - Foiled again...


TAGS: curses foiled
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

demon001 - October 30, 2013, 2:04 pm
ROTFL! Good one!!


WASHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm

awesome!


LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.




6.9 -


TAGS: six period nine foiled by nature
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
Dammit. This poster made me feel real dumb after about 6.9 seconds of staring at it. *sigh*
Derek - March 11, 2010, 3:07 pm
Clever
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:38 am
AMSOME! 5L


OIL ME - Not today. Too expensive.


TAGS: oil crisis
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2013, 7:52 pm
Awwwwe, and all he wanted wa5 a heart. Can't someone pay it forward to this man of tin?!?
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:56 pm
So funny, so true! I was traveling on one of those roads in the mtns where there are a few gas stations, and the one gas station I in 50 or so miles charges me 7 bucks.


SOLITUDE - I have come to realize that there is no such thing as Solitude. The laughing voice in my head follows me everywhere.




SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen




FREEDOM ROAD -


TAGS: oil renewable energy fossil fuels solar energy
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by LoveForLife

Derek - May 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
- that and being really hungry all the time.


SIGNS - For those without sense of any kind




MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough




GET ON, BUCKLE UP, BE BRAVE - Chili Tonight




DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era


TAGS: dinosaurs oil extinction killing
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Knocksious

Sean - May 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I don't really like the "since" posters. Cliche by now. But this one is really good. Bye.


BUCKLE UP ! -


TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the ***bie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for bre***esses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.


BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride


TAGS: funny toilet seat
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Dominosac

Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:44 am
MOTINOOBS Actual humour is completely unintentional.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
AK, it was a gift to the regulars... and that is what the love is all about!
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
lol, wow AK
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
I laughed at that too... Was it mean to approve this..?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Heh heh.... buckel.


IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....




Ginger Bashing -


TAGS: ginger bashing cats animals toilet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 25, 2015, 10:56 pm
Thanks for both 5-ers
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:42 pm
Sent this too! Oh weeping one, you have vastly improved a truly hideous day by giving me a stomach ache of the BEST kind!! Once again, 2 5Ls from the redheads!!


CURSES! -


TAGS: prank foil
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - September 17, 2015, 11:55 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - September 17, 2015, 6:33 am
very funny a 5er


BP - MOLDING OUR FUTURE -




THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!


TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm

Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


public restrooms -


TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!




TOILET PAPER - is what missing from this picture.




SPOILER ALERT -


TAGS: jesus spoiler alert religion bible holy sacred
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by CFriz

Alphareign - December 3, 2011, 6:13 am
Clearly someone hasn't read the Bible.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:49 am
He dies? At the end ?? ... Man! I was waiting for the new movie and YOU ruined the end!!! Now I will hope at least for some nice sepcial effects and the car chase scene. =/
Hector - February 17, 2009, 7:33 am
Nah, at the end is proof that you have to be careful which mushrooms you eat.
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:28 pm
No he doesn't that's at the end of each of the gospels. At the end, he comes back.


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE